Majestical and Shiny Men, Part 2

I left everyone on a cliff hanger almost four years ago, didn't I? Well I've got good news and bad news. I'll start with the bad.The Bad NewsI'm not here to finish the...

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dating

Majestical and Shiny Men, Part I

I lied. You're never too old for unicorns.I frequently get crap for never posting examples of great dates, only those that go awry. In response, I tend to roll my eyes and demand,...

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dating

A Cabbage Review: Pole Fitness

One of the many reasons I have not been updating regularly lately has been that I have fallen victim to a new hobby--pole fitness. I love it. I'm obsessed. I watch YouTube videos...

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exercise

Pre-Isaac Update

So, of course you get a post as I kill time before Isaac hits. I'm clearly not terribly worried about the impending disaster that is Hurricane Isaac. I'm about to use this time...

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education

Heads Up, Here's Another Sunday Sing-Along

So before there was LMFAO, there was one performer whose music videos always cracked me up--Ludacris. There aren't many who don't know who you're quoting when you tell a bitch to get out...

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music

Why I Hate iPhones

In all honesty, it's really just because I don't have one and would really like to have one so I can be an iPhone asshole too. No really, I want to join your...

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Technology rants

The Cabbage Tackles the Threesome

In the world of men’s fancy, the threesome is the Holy Grail of sex acts. Two girls, your penis. It’s the ultimate continuum of pleasure! Or at least that’s what every guy imagines....

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consequences

A Sunday Sing-Along You Used to Know

Oh my. Your long awaited sing-along is finally here.So we've all heard Gotye - Somebody That I Used to Know by now. It never stops playing on the radio along with Sexy and...

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music

Hello Sedaris!

For those that don't follow me on YouTube, you probably never saw my long-lost video welcoming Sedaris to my family. Sedaris is of the Roomba variety and happily cleans my floor for me....

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