Today's product (Insta-gator™) is brought to you by Mommy Makes Up Stuff ©.

What is an Insta-gator™ you ask? Why, it's your very own alligator stored in a tiny egg! It springs to life instantly with water. Planning to make turkey salad for dinner? Can't catch, skin, and chop the turkey with time to actually enjoy the meal? Just add water and let loose your very own Insta-gator™.

You can find your very own Insta-gator™ at all major chain stores. Or maybe not.